February 2012
94 posts
Happy Valentine's day here's some star wars pickup...
bestrongkid:
*Your deathstar has a hole. Can I fill it?
*My lightsaber lights up whenever you walk by.
*Can I freeze you and hang you on my wall like Hans solo and keep you forever?
*My x-wing wants to shoot all over your deathstar.
*You must have the force. You just made something rise without even touching it!
*Yoda obiwan for me
*Hey my name is Jeremy, do you like star wars?
Feel free...
How to give a great handjob
xramsesx:
Use your mouth.
hahahahaha ditto
